Fridays with Floyd: Drama King
Jun 29, 2012
Floyd is apparently been trying out for the puppy Academy Awards
because he has TURNED up the dramatics lately.
Example 1:
I took him to the vet the other to have his boot-ay expressed.
(sorry to be graphic but it's vital to the story. It's not a fun experience for anyone, but a necessary basset health requirement).
As the vet tech was taking him back she said:
'Hi Floyd! Do you like having your boot-ay expressed (she used the correct medical terminology) more than you like have your nails trimmed?
I know that you are quite the drama king.'
Awesome.
My dog's dramatics are known all over town.
My dog's dramatics are known all over town.
Example 2:
I know it's hot out and he is wearing a black fur coat
but
Floyd will begin to pant the moment the garage door has gone up
and we begin our walk.
We are barely out in to the fresh air and he's panting.
Listen, Floyd, you haven't even had time to breath in the actual outside air
so I don't believe that you are quite that hot just yet.
so I don't believe that you are quite that hot just yet.
Example 3:
The old western flop.
It doesn't matter if it's 60 degrees or 100 outside,
Floyd does the exact same thing every single time he comes inside.
Step 1. DEMAND an ice cube
Step 2. Preform a 3 point fall down to the ground in an act in pure agony.
He carries on as if we have asked him to run a marathon
when really we've been outside for less than 20 minutes
(and even less when it's this hot out).
Do your animals carry on like this?
























































