Total Basset Case: DAWG in the house

Jun 5, 2014

DAWG in the house

I will fully admit that we are crazy dog people and often talk in Floyd and Pierre's respective voices and carry on full conversations and songs for them....
Now that that's out of the way and you are really calling us crazy...

From the moment Pierre and Floyd first met we developed this story line that Floyd is a grumpy old man and to him Pierre is a DAWG.  The important detail here is that Floyd is, in fact, NOT a dog, but a human.  
But of course. 

And since Pierre has been vacationing with us, this story line (cheap way of entertaining ourselves) has taken on a whole new life.
I thought I would share with you just a few of the one liners we've Floyd has been saying lately.

Floyd : "Prease get the DAWG off the couch, I am on my neighborhood watch."
Pierre : "What we doing Froyd?? Froyd I ruv you, you are my best friend!!"

"Guys, I don't want to alarm you, but there's a DAWG in our house."
"Ugh, he's going to get hair all over the couch."
"Who do you think is going to walk this DAWG? I already have to walk you two every day and I really don't have time to also walk a DAWG."
"Are you honestly going to make me ride in the back of the car with a DAWG?"
"Who let this DAWG in the kitchen?"
"This DAWG we have taken in is getting drool on the floor!"
"Ew ew ew, gross, DAWG hair!"
"Can you please make that DAWG stop barking? We only howl here, duh."
"Prease make sure that DAWG sleeps on the floor, the bed is for us humans and I wouldn't him to get hair on the sheets. Ew yuck."
"Why is that DAWG running around with a ball in it's mouth?"
"That DAWG keeps getting my belongings out of that box you have for me on the floor without asking."

Annnnd this concludes my dose of crazy for the day.

Next week I hope to be back with less 100% basset craziness.


Katie said...

Lol, I can totally imagine these convos happening at your house. Love it!

Jen said...

We make up conversations with our 3 pups all the time, so I guess we are crazy dog people also...ha! Our pup Napoleon is the grumpy old man and the two girls totally annoy him. Of course they all think they are humans most of the time :)

Brittney, Breaking Free said...

hahahaha for some reason that reminded me of all dogs go to heaven lol

Kayla MKOY said...

I love imagining what dogs would say if they could speak hahaha this was amazing!

k8te said...

hahaha!! i'm glad we're not the only one making up voices for our dog! my favorite thing to make hen say (after talking as him for a while) is, "that's not even what i sound like you guys!!"

Because of Jackie said...

You guys are the cutest ever;)

Jill @ Bluegrass Belle said...

As a fellow crazy dog person I LOVE this post!!! :)

Anonymous said...

Hi. Somebody pinned one of my things, and through her, I found your website! As a truly fanatical doggies couple, Hubs and I are gonna love this site. AND our neighbors are as crazy for Bassets as you are, so I'll pass the address.